author's note:companion piece to Truth
"Colin!The purple cuff links or the white?Tony asked, holding up an extravagant pair of each.
"Purple is too gay. White." Colin told him while he browsed through the ties.
"Yes, but-"
"He's right.Too gay. " I told Told.
We were in Tux's and Gow for 45 minutes and I was already growing annoyed.
"And you're too short and neurotic!" Tony stuck out his tongue.
"I'm 5'2 AND a half." I said, sniffing."That's average height."
"At the shire- oh are your feet hairy too?"Tony clapped his hand like the gay dinosaur he is. No!Leave me alone!"
It was too late. He was already taking off my flats.
"Mismatched socks?Really?"
Tony shook his head.
"Grow a pair."
"Colin can vouch for that."
I made a disgusted face(and who can blame me) and walked out.
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